the appeal of buzzfeed unsolved is that it’s not just a wacky believer and a strait-laced skeptic bc the skeptic is much weirder as a person than the believer. obviously the classic scully/mulder dynamic is very entertaining but there’s just something about a man who firmly does not believe in ghosts but does believe that it’s ok to eat a pickle floating in a pond “if it’s fresh”
Priest: If these places you’re going [to] claim to have spiritual attachments, I would do nothing to invite them into any kind of conversation. [supercut of the boys inviting conversation] Shane: [calling out in a silly voice] Deh-mon? Ryan: Stop calling it that. Shane: DEH-MON! [cut] Shane: If you want me off your bridge, you’re going to have to throw me off. [cut] Shane: No! I just wanna talk to the demons! [cut] Shane:If you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to kill me! [cut] Shane: I’m gonna lock myself in here with a ghost. [cut back to conversation with priest] Shane: So treat it like a fine art museum… [cut back to supercut of Shane yelling at demons] Shane: FUCK YOU, GOATMAN!! [cut] Shane: I think this demon’s a wimp! Ryan: He’s lost his mind! [cut] Shane: Goatman! I’m dancin’ on your bridge! [cut] Shane: [lying on a pentogram] Rock n’ roll, buckaroo! [cut] Shane: Hey, you demon fuck! [cut] Shane: [calling out to a demon] You fucking wimp! [cut] Shane: I disrespect your bridge, Goatman!
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