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Whip of Kink Shaming

My personal design of this weapon, the original version that bears the name of the weapon I requested @the-homebrew-hoard design.

Whip of Kink-shaming (Whip, Rare, Requires attunement)

+1 Whip

This Whip has 3 charges. If a creature struck with this whip… enjoys it 😉 (DM’s discretion) the wielder may expend a charge to force the target to make a wisdom save, the DC of which equals 8 + The wielder’s proficiency bonus + The wielder’s charisma modifier. If the target fails the save, they are banished to a The Demiplane of Shame for 1 minute, which causes them no harm but a lot of sanctimonious prudes will shame them for the duration of their stay.

The target may repeat the saving throw at the end of each of their turns, ending the effect on a success. When the effect ends, the target reappears in the space they vanished from, or the nearest unoccupied space.

The whip regains all charges whenever the wielder gets laid. If the whip loses all charges roll a d20. On a 1, The Whip turns into a pile of condoms and is destroyed.

cubebreaker:

Japanese artist Sakae takes 3 to 30 days to create each of her Kanzashi hair ornaments which sell for unbelievably high prices at auction.

i-always-hated-capes:

I love how no one talks about the time Damian made himself a new superhero costume and then used it to sneak out of the house with Jason Todd when Bruce grounded him

Like, just imagine him sitting in the batcave sewing it

So much tween angst

viewtiful-kim:

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

war-fjorded:

Travis and Matt……give some enlighting info about Fjord’s sword vore session.

The clip is so long I actually had to put it on youtube.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

carpenters3:

lynda carter really wore a magen david and a crown that says never forget like the legend jumped out

davids-harbour:

Someone on twitter pointed out that Ariana Grande’s gown is the artwork on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel and I really cant believe she got a whole ass Michaelangelo painting as a dress ugh her mind

intothefey:

“Jester give me a hand?”

havanapitbull:

the crew goes out into the forest just to film random b-roll shit and the director accidentally finds the like..rarest worm on earth so they run back to their house like COYOTE LOOK and then there is a very heartfelt and sincere response to weird worm including an entire mounted piece of wall art apparently

gayahithwen:

treasures-and-beauty:

jeneelestrange:

So I stumbled onto the Etsy shop of this academic who–in real life–is an expert on cuneiform–and on the side, makes little trinkets with Sumerian on them and OH MAN THIS SHOP HAS MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK

For the price of about thirty bucks, you too can have a clay necklace that says “Like a farting butt, the mouth brings forth too many words” in the oldest written language on earth
https://www.etsy.com/listing/537034173/choose-your-words-carefully-like-a?ref=shop_home_active_23

Or a necklace that declares “I have ferocious features that exude sexiness”
https://www.etsy.com/listing/540406774/i-have-ferocious-features-that-exude?ref=shop_home_active_54

Or be the ultimate hipster and anti-capitalist before capitalism even existed with “Wanting more riches when already wealthy offends the gods”
https://www.etsy.com/listing/543598245/wanting-more-riches-when-already-wealthy?ref=shop_home_active_6

Sumerian erotic poetry? Got it. Sumerian drinking songs? Yep. A little something for everyone on your Akitu gift list.

I Have Ferocious Features That Exude Sexiness Pendant (now on sale)

Yes, these are very cool, but what I really need is some way to get back at this copper merchant who sold me sub-standard product and was rude to my servant.