sproiut:

Caleb, episode 27 of Critical Role: let’s go lesbians let’s go LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S GO here we go lesbians… here we go lesbians C’mon! LET’S GO LESBIANS! oh my god lesbians…. oh my god lesbians- move outta my way ROUNDING THE CORNER WITH A BUNCH OF LESBIANS HERE WE ARE CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!

americankimchi:

fjord’s patron: C O N S U M E. L E A R N. G R O W. AND… WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

fjord, about to go down on caleb: …you said “consume”

fjord’s patron: I COULD NOT MORE CLEARLY HAVE BEEN REFERRING TO SOURCES OF ARCANE KNOWLEDGE.

fjord:

fjord: i mean, technically speaking,

fjord’s patron: I’M GOING TO STOP YOU RIGHT THERE