transvaxildan:

notaficwriter:

what if elaina did have a last name, but it was the most mundane surname imaginable? not even something like darrington, or vysoren, just a totally normal name. and the twins couldn’t use it because they were laughed out of town every time they introduced themselves with the most Elv’en McHuman names ever conceived.

#keeper yennen: percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo III do you take vex’ahlia berkowitz to be your lawfully wedded wife? #percy: do i take WHOMST  (x)