jimcoffin:

jumpingjacktrash:

the-real-seebs:

vastderp:

babyanimalgifs:

Puma takes a shower

What have you been rolling in, you dirty thing? *casually flips nature’s furry meat grinder on its side in slippery pit* TSK you even got mud in your toes, what a naughty beast

i am so confused that the puma is tolerating this

has it even heard of pumas?

look at the squinty eyes, it’s enjoying a nice grooming. :3

Can’t get this kind of treatment in the wild, after all. All cats love luxury. 

prokopetz:

That whole “glass him” meme has gotten me wondering: exactly which objects can you describe striking someone with simply by verbing the object?

You can club someone with a club or knife them with a knife, but confusingly, spearing is often reserved for implements other than spears, and if you propose swording someone with a sword you’ll just sound like a buffoon.

On the projectile side, you can certainly gun a person down with a gun, but you can’t just plain gun them, and arrowing is right out.

If you’re unarmed, you can boot a person but not foot them, and it’s only fisting if they enjoy it.

Are there rules in play here? Is it based on euphony? Or is it totally arbitrary?