cpthadon:

angelinaholie:

paularekiyah:

My reaction if rihanna was doing my makeup.

me doing jesus’ makeup trying to convince him not to send me to hell

So Rihanna just out here making Jesus Christ look like a bad bitch

warpsbyherself:

catchymemes:

What are you talking about these are all FANTASTIC maps

opuseponymustard:

me, a monsterfucker: is the blood in my veins a fine wine? Sweet sap of the purest maple?

monster: Imma keep it real with you chief you taste like antidepressants and a gas station burrito 

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

senil888:

paper-mario-wiki:

i need to cut my hair im starting to look like nick robinson

Is that such a bad thing?

not the love simon one, i mean the bad gamer one

seth im not joining your fucking cult

rat-tarot:

courtiers:

rat-tarot:

just-shower-thoughts:

The dumbest lyric is “a child, a child shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold.” If you’re such wise men bring him a fucking blanket.

silver and gold can buy many blankets

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

kousera:

gowns:

man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.

and the craziest thing is they soak it all up like sponge! they understand! mama says cows go moo once and they will remember that cows go moo until they’re like 100