backup blog in case tumblr explodes

lordmeowdemort:

Marshmallow tacos

just watch and you will understand

A rare optic phenomenon, the “Brocken spectre,” which occurs when a person stands at a higher altitude in the mountains and sees his shadow cast on a cloud at a lower altitude, Tatra Mountains,Poland. Via FB

Photo credit: Grzegorz Momot/European Pressphoto Agency

dingdongyouarewrong:

stormsbreadth:

dingdongyouarewrong:

chuck tingle, two time hugo award nominee and author of such erotica classics as ‘space raptor butt invasion’, ‘i’m gay for my living billionaire jet plane’, ‘bigfoot pirates haunt my balls’, and ‘there’s a bitcoin in my butt and he’s handsome’ just published a short story about the importance of consent and how it’s okay to have a loving relationship without sex if you want to???

that’s lovely on its own but it’s also called ‘not pounded in the butt by anything and that’s okay’, which is my favourite book title ever

just to be clear though, the person who is not doing the pounding is in fact a muscular dinosaur. Which only makes it better imo.

it wouldn’t be a chuck tingle masterpiece without a muscular dinosaur, tbh

nightfalltwen:

sinriel:

prokopetz:

A tip for smutfic writers: the word “sizeable” will never be sexy in any context whatsoever.

“Idris Elba brought me roses and a sizeable homemade tiramisu.”

That is the sexiest sentence I have ever read.

sangriagloss:

who wants to get married so we can use glittery rose gold wax to seal our invites

incorrect-trekquotes:

my dad texted me this with the caption “see if you can get the last one”

bogleech:

loloftheday:

Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

he had a good thing going, who narc’d on him 😡

froody:

scrotegasm:

froody:

claygoblin:

One in the eye

The Great British Year, BBC

ouch! good news is he’s probably fine since snail slime repels any sort of microdamage and upper tentacles mostly aid in vision which is not something snails really use…….

whats the bad news pal

he no like water on his eyeball

bahoryell:

mockwa:

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

30-minute-memes:

My one hope for the Detective Pikachu movie is that the Squirtle Squad appears as a local gang at some point