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Hello Homestuck lovelies!! I’m selling these Homestuck cosplays. More info under more!!

All prices DON’T include shipping from Spain, but I ship anywhere! All costumes are hand made for myself, but I am open for commissions for some of them 😀 I don’t have pets in my house nor do I or my family smoke!

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Hey @all my Homestuck followers, my friend Lala is selling some of her hs cosplays!!

I’ve seen all of these up close and I can attest that they are amazing in person. Great quality, very clean finishes, all that jazz (she once got complimented by Yaya Han on how clean her seams were. Just saying…)

agoddamn:

nekofye:

agoddamn:

“It’s ya boy Guzma” is probably the smoothest translation of ore-sama I’ve ever seen (makes eyes at Hetalia and TTGL) but it’s also unfortunately hilarious wwwww

It’s for ore-sama? AWESOME!

Yeah, ore-sama is a bitch to translate because standard English just doesn’t use pronouns like that but “it’s ya boy” is actually a great way of conveying both the conceited “you should know me” and inappropriately close connotations. I think it’s kinda rare to see direct ways of translating how rough/friendly speech is kinda the same thing in Japanese. I mean, we DO have an understanding that being overly familiar is rude in English but I feel like I rarely see that aspect of ore speech translated gracefully.

mllesouthernbelle:

kwehkwehmotherfucker:

morthils:

stillisee:

aro-as-in-straight-as-a:

thegoodjanet:

izzy-almighty:

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

I don’t even go here (just like… my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster

#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt #So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain #Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake #Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS #And he didn’t tell HER #How DARE he

“look, it’s not like i hid anything, it just never came up!”

“You called yourself out for ‘straighsplaining’“

the whole bi thing goes completely over charles’ head and he keeps getting really aggro like “oh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!”

everybody else is like “charles no”

at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler they’ve been looking for

But he gets away by throwing a silver money clip with a fifty dollar bill in it in the gutter

This post got so much better

elizaslex:

what we need is a lesbian pirate film featuring katie mcgrath and keira knightley as the main characters who end up falling in love

alolanawkword:

worthydistractions:

This can read very differently for mlm and wlw

Another mlm and wlw solidarity post

medialunah:

You died when my mother died, you know you did.

extraordinaryloki:

hemswhxre:

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this is the best thing ever

skelegun:

rideonmidnightcowgirl:

literally 24 hour restaurants of ANY kind are the backbone of the liminal space economy

I contracted conjunctivitis in my third eye at an IHOP at 2AM once.

prokopetz:

Tiers of relationship subterfuge in ascending order of difficulty:

Level 1: Fake married

Level 2: Fake owning partners of fictitious business

Level 3: Fake running mates in fraudulent campaign for political office

Level 4: Fake immortal nemeses fulfilling invented apocalyptic prophecy

Level 5: Fake opposing/complementary aspects of fabricated chthonic deity

Level 6: Actually married and obliged to pretend you don’t know each other