Classic Poems for the Signs

astrologicallly:

Aries: Her Kind // Anne Sexton

Taurus: Island // Langston Hughes

Gemini: I Do Not Love You Except Because I Love You // Pablo Neruda

Cancer: i carry your heart with me // E. E. Cummings

Leo: Still I Rise // Maya Angelou

Virgo: Because I could not stop for Death // Emily Dickinson

Libra: Hélas // Oscar Wilde

Scorpio: Lady Lazarus // Sylvia Plath

Sagittarius: Do Not Stand at my Grave and Weep // Mary Elizabeth Frye

Capricorn: Do not go gentle into that good night // Dylan Thomas

Aquarius: Acquainted with the Night // Robert Frost

Pisces: Sonnet 80 // William Shakespeare

otterwise:

Me: tries to go to sleep

My brain:

thelnfinitywar:

lord-kitschener:

I just saw some article about how leg makeup is a summer beauty essential, and that’s how I know we’re in hell! Ladies, it’s your duty to #empower yourself by covering your entire fucking body in a sarcophagus made of contoured concealer ($275.50 from sephora) so that the general public doesn’t end up vomiting en Masse and forever shunning you after being forced to witness how unforgivably disgusting, offensive, ugly, and un-instagrammable your uncovered skin is!!!!!

randomslasher:

billnihilism:

a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

People arguing with this saying, “why do people deserve food for free???” is honestly just further proof of the failure.

revolution1970:

MOOD:

obesecamels:

There’s a lot to unpack here.
+the flexibility to get in that pose
+the balance to stay on the skateboard
+the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes
+the dexterity to hit a target while moving
+the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye
…I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…

salamander-hamilton:

amazingspaceship:

You can really spot a lot if you look closely at all the fighters…

labelleizzy:

mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:

I will be honest: This is a thing that brings me genuine, unadulterated joy.

And I’m Catholic.

And I’m a Witch. Schadenfreude knows no single religion lol because I’mma be there with POPCORN

carnival-phantasm:

garbage-empress:

PSA

@pregnantseinfeld informed me that I was in a Buzzfeed article (with @creamynut and @bootyscientist2) a few months ago and had no idea.

Turns out that Buzzfeed just embeds Tumblr posts.

So if they take a post you’re in and say, embed it from your blog:

You can go back to the post and edit it to whatever you want and it will appear in the article like that. So you can do things like add “pay me royalties” 100 times

and upload 10 pictures of Waluigi in the T Pose

And ruin the article formatting.

Thank you so much for this vital information