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sandersstudies:

randomprojectedtrashcutie:

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theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Why are there ten loud saxophone players outside? This isn’t even a metaphor they’re actually out there.

I JUST PASSED THREE PEOPLE WITH TUBAS?????

Please consider: marching band

See here’s the thing, that WOULD make sense, except I’m at the gym?????

Marching band wants to work out. Upgrade to Runninng Band

I’m dying just imagining someone violently playing the clarinet while sprinting after me.

icescrabblerjerky:

feynites:

ainurs:

penny-anna:

animate-mush:

penny-anna:

hobbit-hole:

penny-anna:

hobbit-hole:

hobbit-hole:

if i had to get in a fistfight with any member of the fellowship it would be Frodo because i would easily win

all i am saying is that he would ostensibly be the easiest one to take on in a fight given that he’s like three feet tall and has led a life of (physical) leisure compared to all of the others due to his standing as a gentlehobbit

legolas, aragorn, and gimli are all used to combat, sam works as a gardener, merry and pippin often gallivant off and get into mischief so they have the advantage of experience in whatever it is they’ve gotten up to/would possibly fight dirty, gandalf is gandalf so while weapons are out of the question i suppose that depends on if magic is involved. i don’t think i could take him without magic even if he IS old because he’s a very large guy, but maybe

it would be my knuckles against Frodo’s baby soft poet hands, plus i’ve got the additional height and fighting experience. i just think that he would be the easiest to win against in hand-to-hand combat out of the rest of them. also he isn’t real so he can’t offer a rebuttal to my claim

you’re absolutely correct BUT wanting to fight Frodo makes you a monster D:

this has nothing to do with WANTING to fight Frodo, i just think he would be easiest for me to beat in a fight with no weapons. unless he utilized his very large feet, but i think he’s too polite to do that because it’s a fist fight and that would be considered playing dirty

for someone who doesn’t want to fight Frodo you sure have put a lot of thought into fighting Frodo……….

OP is wrong though: you fight Pippin.

First off, Pippin has it coming, so you won’t be fighting your conscience at the same time.

Secondly, Pippin is a spoiled rich kid. He’s no less gentry than Frodo is, but Frodo works out and is shown to have better stamina, at least at the outset. Pippin is also both the stupidest and the slowest of the hobbits. They both nearly beat one (1) troll, so that’s comparable, but Pippin appears not to have got a single hit in against the orcs that captured them while Merry was cutting off hands like a boss. Pippin also straight-up tell Bergil that he’s not a fighter.

Also there’s a nonzero chance that Frodo will just straight up curse you (if the guilt of fighting Frodo isn’t enough if a curse by itself).

And, of course, if you try to fight Frodo, you will 100% end up fighting Sam, and he will wreck you (and you’ll deserve it, you monster)

Also: if you fight Frodo you’ll have a very angry Sam & possibly also the entire Fellowship to deal with BUT if you fight Pippin they will probably cheer you on.

Bold of you to assume one could attempt to fight Pippin and NOT instantly be killed by Boromir.

So here’s the thing – you absolutely DO NOT want to try and fight Frodo or Pippin because they are going to be protected by the rest of the Fellowship, which basically exists to stop asshole Big People from picking on the hobbits. Folk might talk a big game but when the chips are down, you are not going to lay a single hand on any of the hobbits. Either you’ll find yourself immediately fighting all four of them or else you’ll move to land your first hit and suddenly Aragorn will side-tackle you into the trees. And he probably hits like a freight train tbh.

So here’s what you do:

You fight Legolas.

The thing about fist-fighting Legolas of course is that you will lose. This is not a fight you’re gonna win no matter what. But Legolas has his standing competition with Gimli, so once the challenge is issued, he’s not gonna let anyone else step in and fight you either. No one is liable to volunteer on his behalf, either, so you will only end up fighting the one member of the fellowship. If you are lucky he might also take his shirt off. Bonus!

Anyway.

Legolas will mop the floor with you, but he’s also already convinced you’re weaker than him anyway because you’re not an elf, so he’s gonna go kind of easy on you. And when you lose he will be all snide and superior about it, which means everyone in the fellowship is gonna sympathize with you, and Gimli will probably challenge him on your behalf afterwards, but here’s the key thing:

You will have lost a fist-fight to an immortal warrior prince.

That’s a way better loss to cop to than that time you tried to fistfight a pudgy gentlehobbit and got beaten to the point of unconsciousness by his gardener, yeah?

okay so tolkien tumblr is fast becoming my fave tumblr community thank you thank you all you are the true fellowship here.

vampireapologist:

learning to let go and learning to relax means just freaking sticking those stickers on something. stop worrying if it’s the right place. burn that nice candle you’ve had for a year. it doesn’t need a special occasion. I’m gonna use those fancy soaps I’ve been collecting in a drawer even though they look so pretty and it means I’ll use them up. everything is temporary so just enjoy the littlest pleasures you can possibly have we all need to just let go and enjoy things while they last. the sticker’s gonna look fine on your water bottle I promise

thedeadflag:

I know I’ve been sort of vocal about L.A. by Night (the finale was v nice btw)

If you want to check it out and don’t want to wait for a few weeks until it gets uploaded onto youtube, and if you don’t have a twitch sub with G&S, and you haven’t already used a free trial at project alpha…

You can apparently use the coupon code INFECTED to double the free trial time span to 60 days instead of 30 when signing up for a free trial on projectalpha.com

Like, pretty sure a person could watch all 8 chapters and find time to make a call to continue the sub, or cancel, prior to the 60 days. Again, just in case anyone doesn’t want to wait a few weeks for it to go up on youtube

Latin phrases to use as incantations.

mothmaam:

This is gonna be a long list.

  • ab intra – from within
  • ab origine – from the source
  • absit iniuria – “let insult be absent”

  • absit invidia – “let envy be absent”

  • absit omen – “let omens be absent”

  • ab uno disce omnes – from one, learn all.

  • abyssus abyssum invocat – deep calleth unto deep

  • a capite ad calcem – from head to heel

  • acta non verba – actions not words

  • ad altiora tendo – “I strive to higher things”

  • ad astra – to the stars

  • ad fontes – to the sources

  • ad meliora – towards better things

  • ad oculos – to the eyes

  • ad undas – to the waves

  • ad victoriam – to victory

  • adsum – I am here

  • a fortiori – from the stronger/from strength

  • a mari usque ad mare – from sea to sea

  • audeamus – let us dare

  • audentes fortuna iuvat – fortune favors the bold

  • audi, vide, tace – hear, see, be silent

  • beatae memoriae – of blessed memory

  • bona fide – in good faith

  • bono malum superate – overcome evil with good

  • capax infiniti – holding the infinite

  • carpe diem – seize the day

  • carpe noctem – seize the night

  • cave – beware

  • ceteris paribus – all other things being equal

  • circa – around

  • citius, altius, fortius – faster, higher, stronger

  • clavis aurea – golden key

  • cogito ergo sum – I think, therefor I am

  • compos mentis – in control of the mind

  • concilio et labore – by wisdom and effort

  • concordia cum veritate – in harmony with truth

  • concordia salus – well-being through harmony

  • coniunctis viribus – with connected strength

  • consummatum est – it is complete

  • corruptus in extremis – corrupt to the extreme

  • crescit eundo – it grows as it goes

  • de novo – from the new

  • de profundis – from the depths

  • dies irae – day of wrath

  • dona nobis pacem – give us peace

  • ego te provoco – I challenge you

  • esse est percipi – to be is to be perceived  

  • esse quam videri – to be, rather than to seem

  • esto quod es – be what you are

  • ex animo – from the soul

  • ex luna scientia – from the moon, knowledge

  • ex scientia tridens – from knowledge, sea power

  • ex silentio – from silence

  • ex undis – from the waves of the sea

  • experientia docet – experience teaches

  • fac et spera – do and hope

  • fac fortia et patere – do brave deed and endure

  • faciam quodlibet quod necesse est – I’ll do whatever it takes

  • faciam ut mei memineris – I’ll make you remember me

  • facta, non verba – deeds, not words

  • fortis et liber – strong and free

  • fortis in arduis – strong in difficulties

  • gloriosus et liber – glorious and free

  • hic abundant leones – here lions abound

  • hic et nunc – here and now

  • hic sunt dracones – here there are dragons

  • hinc illae lacrimae – hence those tears

  • hinc itur ad astra – from here the way leads to the stars

  • igni ferroque – with fire and iron

  • in memoriam – into the memory

  • in nocte consilium – advice comes over night

  • libra – balance

  • littera scripta manet – the written words endure

  • locus standi – a right to stand

  • luceo non uro – I shine, not burn

  • luctor et emergo – I struggle and emerge

  • mare liberum – free sea

  • memento vivere – remember to live

  • more ferarum – like beasts

  • natura non contristatur – nature is not saddened

  • nec spe, nec metu – without hope, without fear

  • noli me tangere – do not touch me

  • ophidia in herba – a snake in the grass

  • pro se – for oneself

  • propria manu – by one’s own hand

  • quaere – to seek

  • quod abundat non obstat – what is abundant does not hinder

  • resurgam – I shall arise

  • semper ad meliora – always towards better things

  • semper anticus – always forward

  • semper apertus – always open

  • semper fortis – always brave

  • semper liber – always free

  • stet – let it stand

  • tuebor – I will protect

  • vera causa – true cause