americankimchi:

fjord’s patron: C O N S U M E. L E A R N. G R O W. AND… WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

fjord, about to go down on caleb: …you said “consume”

fjord’s patron: I COULD NOT MORE CLEARLY HAVE BEEN REFERRING TO SOURCES OF ARCANE KNOWLEDGE.

fjord:

fjord: i mean, technically speaking,

fjord’s patron: I’M GOING TO STOP YOU RIGHT THERE

airyairyquitecontrary:

robinsherman:

spoopy-kanaya:

bundyspooks:

In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:

  • Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles
  • Travelling to find the “center of the universe”
  • Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web

“Wizard, The”

This is The Wizard, reblog in 35 seconds to reveal the secrets of the center of the universe and abolish old fashioned gender roles.

The Wizard of New Zealand is not just legally named “The Wizard” so he can appear on his driver’s licence that way.  He is actually, literally, officially, the Wizard of New Zealand and was appointed to that role by Prime Minister Mike Moore in 1990.  

PSA: “#DropTheB”

stuns:

trans-ramona-flowers:

If you see any memes saying “There are more than two genders #DropTheB” floating around, it’s a false flag operation from /pol/, and it’s meant to start outrage and infighting within the LGBTQ+ community.

A few screencaps of it can be found here.

[CW: Homophobic, transphobic, and antisemitic language.]

ps here’s the artist of the original work that 4chan stole and edited (its the one i’ve seen most going around). pls go and support them!

yeinesomemdarre:

tetheredfeather:

thatpettyblackgirl:

This is #BlackExcellence 

!!! Omg he’s a true renaissance man !!

Please show support for Terry while he and his family are being targeted by WME, the multibillion dollar company that protects the man who assaulted him!

He claims they have hacked his computer and are stalking his family, and that if he has an “untimely accident” that we “know where to look.”

Terry is standing up as a survivor and is taking seriously dangerous heat, even the LAPD explicitly told him “these people do not play fair.” Imagine that from the damn LAPD… if they’re calling it foul play then it’s far more serious than people realize.

reys–speeder:

autasticanna:

Facts that adults don’t tell you about bullying

– Communication doesn’t work on bullies. Telling a bully they’re making you feel bad is the wrong way to go. They want to make you feel bad. That’s the point.

– being kind to a bully doesn’t always mean they’ll stop. Sometimes it means they’ll just use your kindness to manipulate you while still continuing to bully you.

– not every bully has a sympathetically tragic home life. Sometimes people are just mean. Sometimes people just get off on hurting others.

– on that note, a tough home life is a reason, not an excuse. You don’t have to put up with bullying because somebody’s life sucks, just like you don’t have to let someone mug you because they’re broke.

– in order to forgive someone, they have to apologize first. If your bully has not apologized to you, you do not owe them anything.

– getting bullied as a kid can still mess you up in adult life. Maybe kids grow out of being bullies, but the marks they left often don’t go away.

– there are ways to get people to stop bullying you, but they almost all involve being mean back.

– as long as parents keep raising shitty bullying kids, there will be bullies. No amount of assemblies and hand-drawn posters will fix the problem. It’s the parents’ fault.

“- there are ways to get people to stop bullying you, but they almost all involve being mean back.”