imperatorkhaleesi:

thearcflash:

caseyanthonyofficial:

If the US wins the world cup yall have to start calling it soccer

If the US wins the World Cup it means every other team dropped out

If the US wins the World Cup it means that the women’s team was playing

juxtapoesition:

atlas-prime:

thequantumqueer:

joasakura:

constellations-and-energy:

systlin:

nudityandnerdery:

shareyourpie:

naked-yogi:

dumdolly:

dumdolly:

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin

^ yup.

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”

$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”

someone just sent me 69¢ and you know what that means:

I will accept 10 cents for being a bitch

snakegay:

small brain “hotel california is about drugs” normal brain “hotel california is about the music industry” giant brain “hotel california is meant to be taken completely literally and The Eagles are still trapped there”

snakegay:

theres like. a line between things that are “ok to enjoy as long as youre critical of it” and things that are “if you were actually critical of this theres literally no way you could enjoy it to begin with because the shitty aspects are fundamental to the story/media”