I’ve been seeing a lot of this and yeah he is all that but listen
His ‘secret attack’ against his student was poking the kid in the butt hard enough to launch said student through the air
He reads books (explicit romance novels mind you), naps, and juggles kitchen utensils while fighting and training other ninja
He delivered vegetables to his student because he knew the kid wasn’t eating a balanced diet and it Concerned Him
He spent a whole day wearing a second face mask under his regular one JUST in case the opportunity arose to further fuck with his students who were trying to unmask him (which he knew about. and let them spend hours trying their half-baked schemes to do so JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES)
He literally giggles out loud to himself while reading his porny melodrama dime store rags
He tricks his subordinate into footing the bill for food on the regular, like he can pay for that shit he just does it for the sheer pleasure of yanking this guy’s chain
He was only defeated by his students in battle when they took advantage of what a huge fucking fangirl he is
He will sass absolutely anyone, at every opportunity. His students, his peers, his boss, his mortal enemies even as they are raining fatal blows down on his head and he has one foot in the grave he will still deliver snarky sarcasm with his last breath
He has a wealth of varied, elaborate and deadly attacks that have earned him fame across all the ninja lands, but his weapons of choice are lightning… And dogs. Actual puppy dogs. That he dresses up in little matching ninja costumes
Senator Anakin Amidala and Jedi Knight Padme Skywalker.
AU where Anakin was born on Naboo and Padme on Tatooine. (though I don’t know who is the Chosen One. I guess it’s still Anakin)
Also, Anakin is the fashionable one, and Padme is the pilot and the mechanical genius.
But Padme is superb at giving speeches, so Jedi can’t boss her around and treat her unjustly. She is Asoka’s Master. Padme is a great diplomat but aggressive negotiations are also not a problem. Might as well become the youngest Master.
Anakin had been a king of Naboo and now is a Senator. But he is still a wreck of a person (but better at hiding it) He was chosen by people not because he is a good politician but for his passionate desire to help and his straightforwardness (hates being a politician, would rather fight someone (that’s why he and Padme fall in love). Gossips about fashion and holodramas with R2.
(known mostly as Senator Ani. >_<)
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I also have some ideas about Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, and Xanatos…
holy fuck the last 30 minutes of the episode were so many emotions
family: REUNITED
Kiri: NEW HOME FOUND
Nott: GAINED A FUCKING PISTOL (one shot in it but Nott’s smart, she can make more ammo, and knows about black powder, plus Beau bought a ton. Also ball bearrings)
I know everyone was emotional about Kiri and Marisha was definitely full-on crying. But Matt tearing up and his voice cracking when she looked back and went, “I am Kiri!” is what finally broke me.
we talk a lot abt cate blanchett wearing suits (understandably so), but does anyone remember the time anne hathaway were a suit to the oscars? because damn
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