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toolmutual:

toolmutual:

i will say the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking seen on a tv soap is when my mum was watching holby city (british medical drama) many many years ago and there was this one really arrogant anaesthetist and he was bragging about something or other while holding a charged defibrillator pad in each hand and triumphantly clapped them together and just straight up electrocuted himself and fucking died. it was supposed to be like a serious scene but nothing i’ve ever watched since has surpassed that level of comedy

it’s so much fucking funnier than i remember

thoodleoo:

doctapuella:

thoodleoo:

the b in lgbt doesnt stand for bisexual it stands for bacchant

same thing

you know what? you’re absolutely right

bi culture is hanging out with your gals, the androgynous god of revelry, and his satyr pals in the woods while screaming at the top of your lungs and getting absolutely fucking wasted

petermaximoff:

that dumb thot michael bay really ruined megan foxs career and i just let him 😦 what was I doing?? graduating 5th grade like some fool

hundondestiny:

siderealgirl:

how about you people be quiet about despacito and big dick energy and eat a piece of fruit outside for once

op doesn’t have big dick energy alexa play despacito 😦