U know those menu items that are like “most expensive sundae ever” well I have a petition to ban all use of gold leaf from food. I just saw a video on most expensive grilled cheese and it was basically a regular grilled cheese but it was covered in gold foil. that’s cheating and I won’t stand for it.
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Ok but Ophelia Mardune could have me shot full of crossbow bolts and I’d thank her
SHUT THE FUCK UP THEY WERE ENGAGED IM GONNA CRY
I think the bathrooms in this sports bar are asking me if I’m a top or bottom
Broke: separate bathrooms for men and women
Woke: separate bathrooms for tops and bottoms
the guy in the audience SNAPPED
i love this, video
Y’all remember when pidge came out as a girl and shiro made that speech about owning who you are? That scene means so much more now that we know Shiro isn’t straight.
Im 18 and OP you ripped my soul from my body, shoved it into purgatory, let it get eaten by a monster, get regurgitated, retrieved it, and thrust it bad into my completely unprepared body i hate you
“I’d say we both won”
“Simultaneously?”
nila: my people believe that those who pass are not truly gone; i pluck a leaf from a branch and see a friendly wave. your friend is not truly gone. he is always with you.
beau: (points at an annoying bird) that’s molly
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