This is what we mean when we say that rich people have the ability to immediately and directly help people’s lives but most of them actively choose not to
so a tourist in Italy is fulfilling her lifelong dream of seeing the birth of venus, her fave painting, in person. and while she’s there a Hot Girl strikes up a conversation with her and she loves art and is charming and they talk until the museum closes. they exchange numbers. the next day the birth of Venus painting is stolen, nobody knows who stole it. so anyways, the two girls continue dating and are happy and shit? and on their one year anniversary her girlfriend reveals that she’s an international art thief and she stole the birth of venus after meeting her. tourist girl flips and wants it returned she doesn’t want to just. hoard the art so nobody can see it. so then art thief has to do a reverse heist where she sneaks the painting back into the museum without getting caught
Bear in mind that the Birth of Venus is like 15 feet tall and 30 feet wide…
why would you have to do a reverse heist instead of like thouroughly cleaning it of fingerprints, DNA and other trace evidence and then just quietly dropping it off round the back underneath a tarp and a note attached
because she’s gay and loves drama don’t ever question me again
Lance: *is often depicted in scenes with colors similar to the bisexual pride flag, has countless parallel interactions between Allura and Keith, pretended not to remember his bonding moment with Keith because he wasn’t emotionally ready, said he wasn’t daydreaming about Hunk before correcting himself and saying Allura, the red and blue stars in the astral plane*
Keith: *has never displayed interest in a girl, kept completely stone-faced when Allura fell into his arms, checked out Rolo while helping out his crew, possibly hit on Hunk after they escaped the weblum, the red and blue stars again*
Shiro: *just kicks down the door* What up I’m Takashi Shirogane, I’m 25, and I’m fucking gay
This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far.
I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.
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