fullmetalfisting:

Oh man if I were a baby boomer I’d make a political cartoon of a kid pickin up a peach and going “Look, Ma! Someone 3D printed the butt emoji!” and all my fellow 60-year-old friends would lose their mind and high five me all over the place. I’d be like royalty.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Oh, I forgot to tell you guys that this lady came in two minutes before closing with a two inch high stack of coupons and two full carts. It took me twenty minutes to ring everything up, and she only ended up paying around five bucks for all of it, and then she gave me three things of paper towels and a box of Frosted Flakes for no discernable reason other than that they were free and she kept me late.

That should be the new rule. If you inconvenience me, I get to have some of your groceries.

There was also a woman behind her with WIC checks who looked very stressed about the whole ordeal, so this lady was like, “I can get you ten boxes of cereal for free. Come with me,” and proceeded to do exactly that with her baffling and powerful coupon game. I think this lady was an angel.

dredsina:

dredsina:

Me when a customer asks me to help them find something that’s literally right next to them:

kazamafamily:

kazamafamily:

@ minors STOP making anti map blogs im begging you

there’s something REALLY alarming about bloggers who are 13-17 actively seeking out discourse with these people. maps are PEDOPHILES. they’re fucking PREDATORS. they are extremely dangerous to you!! it doesn’t matter what you are trying to accomplish with your discourse blog, arguing with a community of pedophiles and their supporters can put you in DANGER. block them, get angry that they exist and hate them definitely, but please stop getting into arguments with them.

cherrywinegf:

honestly….. who cares whats the size of the titty……. its a titty, its all good

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home