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hearing genuine laughter from the people you love is the most healing sound

So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”

gahdamnpunk:

“One must respect the game”, but when is French Open going to respect Serena?!

cynicalkittycat:

im pretty sure lust and greed were fraternal twins and got into their fair share of Sibling Shenanigans

more even more

anarchoclintonism:

This couldn’t be a more obvious portent if it fell from the sky on a clear day.

padawanlost:

#this really is funny with no context #like ‘anakin is the father of your child? tragic :/’

(tags by @finnskywallker)

dippyface:

tockthewatchdog:

cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile

thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this

strikeaprose:

I really, really appreciate how Taliesin is faithfully playing a sheltered, low INT high WIS character.

Caduceus sees through your shit. He is unsettlingly perceptive and can pick someone’s intentions apart with just a look, and send a drop of hard truth directly into your soul that shakes you. He is spiritual, sagely and frank.

But at the same time my poor boy needs coaching on like… any basic social construct. He’s such a delightfully thoughtful yet clueless fellow. I fucking love him.

wholeneinyards:

nott, 11 wisdom: i’ll do all the talking

fjord, 7 wisdom: yes

caduceus, 20 wisdom: no

giyoreli:

they gonna show up to jester’s mom’s house like jester came home from college with six friends she found on the side of the road, three exotic pets, and absolutely no money