novasunspot:

allietheepic7:

boomboxgod:

prideprejudce:

guys i am in TEARS

This is easily one of the best things I have ever read because people really are crazy out there y’all

I went in ready to sympathize with this woman and she fucking just… let me down. Goddamn. Hope those people get their money back.

I saw this on Twitter this morning and Susan’s cousin had some stuff to say

gordon-freeman-official:

tilthat:

TIL J. R. R. Tolkien received from a fan a goblet with the Ring inscription on it in Black Speech. Because the Black Speech in general is an accursed language, and the Ring inscription in particular is a vile spell, Tolkien never drank out of it, and used it only as an ashtray.

via reddit.com

“I know I made this up but I’m still not taking chances”

Tolkien, probably

littletiddygothgf:

daily-showerthoughts:

5 is like an honorary even number

why does this make sense?

seankuraly:

seankuraly:

I BEG YOUR PARDON

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THIS

maxiesatanofficial:

In many ways – socially, technologically, industrially – we’ve improved greatly from the ancient societies. For all the flaws of the world today, and there are many which we need to overcome, we should recognize that we as a species have achieved a tremendous amount.

That being said, we need to start painting elaborate scenes on our pots and bowls again. I’m stick of my saucepan just being black instead of having some ritual or historical event on the sides.

molly-mollymauksenfree:

Because I saw someone say this should be the new meme for the rest of the year