So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?
Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.
What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18
The song “Jolene” but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you’re not sure what Jolene is except that you’re afraid of her.
♪ your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there’s no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene ♪
He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene
blackening the summer skies
with burning wings and countless eyes
we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene
♪ we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene
Neil: When foxes change their appearance for winter it’s ‘beautiful’ and ‘a product of adaptation’ but when i change my appearance it’s ‘unnecessary’ and ‘something we need to report to the fbi’.
House MD from Wilson’s perspective: House just walks into my office three or four times a day to ask what’s going on in my life and sarcastically point out that he thinks im being too nice and need to be more selfish…….sometimes he hides from me in the clinic because he’s scared I’ll point out his feelings……sometimes I treat patients also
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