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bye-angel:

bigassmagnet:

all these deadpool comic runs are ridiculous. Deadpool vs This. Deadpool kills That. 

how about Deadpool Has a Nice Day? Deadpool Is Validated by His Peers. Someone Loves Deadpool Because of His Flaws Not in Spite of Them. Something Nice Happens to Deadpool and It Is Not Immediately Ripped Away from Him by a Cold and Unfeeling Universe. 

did deadpool write this.

fangoddess817:

endreams-s:

writing-prompt-s:

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

teammompike:

vex wakes up in the mornings and sees a dead man staring back from her mirror and she’s wearing his face and he was the part of her that fit between her cracks and he is gone and he’s not coming back and she has to live with that and her reflection and her missing parts and

pike cannot sit with him and talk about sarenrae and faith and what it is to love a god and 

percy’s last words were indignant as promised but there were still his last and there will be no more and he’s just another family member lost along the way and

grog never got the camping trip he was promised and

scanlan did everything in his not-inconsiderable power and it still wasn’t enough and

all the rest of them are living with the families they made and they chose and keyleth is up there on her mountain with her duty and her tree and something that is not-quite-faith but a tired acknowledgement, and

I’m sad y’all

jezi-belle:

homura-bakura:

dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

kintatsujo:

homura-bakura:

kintatsujo:

homura-bakura:

you know there are people in this world who make a career out of being really really good captain jack sparrow impersonators so idk if they really want to keep making more pirates movies it would be really fucking easy to replace johnny depp lol…

I have had this exact thought multiple times, there are -women- I’ve met who could play him and you’d barely notice

Johnny Depp impersonators are like, their own class, like Elvis impersonators

you could replace Depp in all movies that producers wanted his character type in ever and no one would be the wiser

^^^

Pirates of the Carribean

but every scene is an entirely different depp impersonator

no one notices until the credits roll and there are like 1700 names for “Captain Jack Sparrow”

this is the dream

Ten years ago I was at Disney World and the face actor for Jack was spot-the-entire-fuck-on. A little kid in a Jack Sparrow costume walked up to him and he stared a moment and said “Well… you look familiar!” with just perfect comic timing, then leaned down and asked the kid “er, where’s your mum?” When she was pointed out, he stood up, squinted suspiciously at her for a moment, then said “Oh, good, you don’t look familiar.”

He was just so good, we stood there and watched him for like ten minutes. Hire that dude. Shoot Johnny Depp into the sun.