My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

bananahomo:

csevet:

thespiandipper:

allthemuches:

2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

they are in fact married for real

out of all the explanations, two gay husbands making a gay art piece was defiantly not on my list

two dudes, chillin in open graves, holding hands through a tunnel cuz they are gay

Men: Your Consent Matters Too

theshellcollecter:

caleb-michelson:

bone-and-brawn:

Fellas, listen.

You don’t have to do anything sexual that you’re not interested in. Moreover, you don’t have to explain why. “No” is a complete sentence.

Not interested in getting pegged? You don’t have to.
Monogamous and not into the idea of another partner? Okay.
Not sure about period sex? Cool.

And if your partner decides to question or mock your maturity or your masculinity or your sexuality because you say no? It’s time to re-evaluate the relationship. See if you don’t deserve better than that.

Boost

BOOST MORE!!!

armedandgayngerous:

tilthat:

TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.

via reddit.com

that was the Devil

elitigre:

frender:

deadfoxforcutie:

trashgender-neurotica:

blueeyeddl:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

trashgender-neurotica:

When you’re an adult man and you try to troll a little girl but instead she drags you straight to hell.

(source)

“I’m down with white nationalism but I will clutch my pearls if I hear an F-bomb.”

White people in a nutshell.

Is he calling her “young man” or “young ma’am”? I can’t tell. Considering it’s infowars, may be relevant either way…..

He said “young man”, no doubt in an attempt to launch into anti-trans rhetoric with her as a prop.

This is a good way to handle that.

why is it that every reactionary white dude talks like this. “oh wow, oh my gosh!! oh golly!! oh jeepers!!”

it’s actually a little bit horrifying that he would try to expose a child to the lion den of internet white nationalism by making her a prop to make fun of. but yeah, the little girl is “scandalous” because she rightfully called this grown man a fucking idiot

sneakyfeets:

impossiblejellyfishfart:

neonblak:

deebott:

I’m cackling this is so fucking funny

I can’t

OMFG

This breed of sheep is the Fat Tailed Han. I’ve never seen them MOVE though

@lambylin

queenandani:

lesbianrey:

goodsprings:

i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images

my brother my brother and me

combativeplatypus:

memes–memes:

He’s right

death-by-vicious-mockery:

Caleb “I ask Frumpkin to do a blep” is the single greatest thing Liam has ever said