Yes, Avril Lavigne, you can make it more obvious. You literally told me nothing about these two people except their genders and presumingly their young age. They could both be gay, or not even into each other. They could be two complete strangers. They could be living on different continents, or in different time periods. You gotta be more specific.
It’s the fact she then carries on to describe them as “he was a punk, she did ballet” and then says “what more can I say?” and it’s like you still haven’t actually told us anything ffs Avril.
He was a 17th century english prostitute, she danced in the Perm Theater Ballet in Russia in 1893
Wow way to use an archaic meaning of the word ‘punk’ for historical accuracy.
Normal mistakes to make in your 20s: forgetting to pay a bill, deleting your term paper by accident, confusing a customer’s order, getting on the wrong train to work, leaving your keys at home, dating the wrong person, arguing with your parents.
Things that are neither normal or mistakes in your 20s: domestic violence, rape, physical assault, blatant homophobia, racism, sexism, abuse.
Do you guys think when fjord summoned the falchion at the beach, it was his way of showing Molly the ocean with the rest of the group.
This gif was never more appropriate until now
Ok, coming out of lurking for a moment because it hit me it goes deeper than that. He summoned the falchion – one thing. Second thing, when did we even see Fjord the straight man pranking someone before? We didn’t, it seems out of character. But it’s something Molly would 1000% do, I think the prank itself is a tribute. Or at least an unspoken advice to live a little taken to heart. :’)
I know I posted about this before but the most devastating thing that’s ever happened to me was finding out that my high school English teacher who wore bow ties and admitted to reading the last page of a book first had not only seen and enjoyed some of Doctor Who, but hadn’t seen 11 so he wasn’t even trying he was just like that and I couldn’t post about it. I couldn’t tell anyone because who the FUCK would believe me in 2011, the era of “I wrote a johnlock fic for class and got an A+”
I had to take that knowledge and hold it all inside.
Even me finding out was like a horrible fake tumblr post I was at my locker after school and my friend mentioned that he said something about the show in class that day and I literally slammed my locker shut and sprinted down the hall and burst into his classroom which to be fair was normal I was obnoxious and I said “YOU WATCH DOCTOR WHO??” And he smiled really sheepishly and said “a little bit!” And I couldn’t think of anything else to say so I said me too! And then I left and I went home and got ready to post about it and I was like
Holy shit…..I Can’t
i dont even know if i believe you today in the year of 2018 i’m sorry i want to but this is so Those Posts
I KNOW!!! I AM CASSANDRA!!! I WAS GIFTED A FUNNY LIFE BUT APOLLO CURSED ME SO THAT ALL OF MY STORIES SOUND FAKE!!!
Apollo is a spiteful petty twink ain’t he
I don’t actually know enough about Apollo to call him a twink but I’ll take your word for it
south park set american culture back by like ten years by teaching a generation of white boys that offending oppressive white christians and offending oppressed minorities is the same exact thing & being asked to examine your behavior is the most outrageous imposition possible
Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire
Reblog to actually save a life
To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it
as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion
Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER!
I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.
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