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classicdaisycalico:

jellyofthearts:

the most Fun john mulaney fact i’ve learned today is that he had the opportunity to audition for kevin from home alone but his parents said no. 

please take a moment to imagine 7 year old john mulaney as kevin mccallister

*dumps a bunch of toy cars at the bottom of the stairs* S C A T T E R

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i-will-later-regret-this:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

What is the most heterosexual thing you have ever seen?

Definitely this

that is incredibly heterosexual

highwind-sniper:

yelnatszeroni:

sbuttonthegiraffescientist:

grumpynug:

lesbians don’t need condoms in their bedside tables. they need hair ties.

I mean condoms are so good for women to have safe sex with. You can put your fingers in them for safe fingering or you can turn them into dental dams for safe eating, or you can put them on a dildo to prevent the spreading of germs as long as you put a new one on for every person and orifice. Also trans women exist. Safe sex is important y’all.

The idea that lesbians don’t need condoms is such a dangerous mindset like please know this is not a thing whether or not you’re lesbian 

Oakland Pride was the other day and me, my fiancée, and her co-worker were running a booth and we all took turns looking around, signing up for important stuff and grabbing freebies. Several of the booths were giving out free condoms to everyone. A girl next to me while I was snagging that good free shit went “ugh, I don’t need these, I’m gay, duh” and like four of us turned to her and instantly went “safe sex is for everyone” and started to educate her.

Trust me. It helps! And at the very least it’s great for clean up!!!

crunchwrapofnotredame:

laarne:

no offense but the soft uncertain kiss followed by a pause where the people look each other in the eyes and then fucking pull eachother back into a more passionate kiss will always be the most soul destroying trope , catch me lying on the fucking ground sobbing and rewatching The Scene™✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼