morestarsplease:

fury-brand:

priestlysblunt:

this remains and will remain to be the most iconic monologue in cinematic history

This always missed the mark for me. The short version of this monologue is “my influence is inescapable” which… so what? Andy already stated she is utterly indifferent to that influence. Saying “I make these decisions!” isn’t much of a power move when someone has already dismissed them as immaterial.

@themateriodictable went off and I love it

unorthodoxchronicles:

karlmarxsthrussy:

frogmunist:

He’s giving 2 billion dollars to start up pre-schools and anti-homelessness campaigns, which you think is cool until

excuse me….

what the fUck does that mean

It means he plans on conditioning children to be blind consumerists that will do anything for the amazon brand.

straightpeoplereceipts:

don’t you love when you’re gay and you, go for a walk and see a rainbow. it’s like… that’s for me, damn! anyway the straights can’t see this particular shade of orange so here’s the tea fellow gays: Dark Pride is gonna take place halloween night under the old mausoleum. it starts at 6pm and runs all night. please come in costume. the code phrase to get the coffin to open up and let you access the stairs is “heterosexualis renouncis”