Sorry but nothing can possibly convince me that magnus was the only one to give his relic a dumb original name. for example, the gaia sash was originally called “pan’s waistline”
taako: here’s my relic
lup: thats a fucking rock
taako: yeah, exactly
magnus: that rock doesnt fuck
taako: you cant prove that
barry: so im torn between “animus bell” and “hell bell” or maybe “dead ringer”
lucretia: please, barry, do the right thing
lup: yeah barry do the right thing
[ID: a reply from tumblr user terezis that says: “um dead ringer is amazing WHAT” /end ID]
you know what you’re right. lucretia would have no reason to be against that. new idea: she was into the shitty names but changed them to be serious so that the old names wouldnt sound Weirdly Familiar to the crew (and/or she erased the old names with the baby voidfish so she couldnt use them at all)
temporal chalice: time cup
philosopher’s stone: a fucking rock
gaia sash: pan’s waistline
animus bell: dead ringer
pheonix fire gauntlet: fire punch (lup: you know, like the pokemon move)
oculus: davenport actually did try to call it the oculus, but everyone else called it ‘goggle’ as in the singular form of goggles
if you are a man who had sex with a woman, and she became pregnant, and decided to abort, she does not “owe” you any say in the decision. all you did was bust a 10 second nut and suddenly you get a decisive say in whether or not she goes through 9 months of insanity and a painful expensive labour cause YOU want the kid? fuck off. your role in the creation of that fetus is minimal at best. if you really, genuinely wanted a child with her, you would have PLANNED for the conception of a child with that woman BEFORE y’all fucked. stop giving me that shit about “both of them created it together so they get equal say in the matter!” NO a man ejaculated and THAT’S IT, everything else regarding conception is on the woman’s body, she gets the final say in whether or not she’ll carry to term, NOT you. go adopt one of the 250,000 children in foster care waiting for someone to love them if you want a kid that fucking badly.
all pro lifers can fuck off my post please I still stand by this 100%
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