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get out this is amazing

people are capable of beautiful things
i thought this was going in a bad direction
“I earned more money than I knew what to do with, and I didn’t want to forget my roots. So I paid back the people who helped me and my family.” He’s also giving elderly and low income people three free meals a day.
Past a certain point, extra money doesn’t really benefit you, so give it those that would benefit. Quit letting people hoard ludicrous amounts of money out of vanity when others need it so much more.
do u guys find this video creepy or cute bc i think thats a big personality indicator
this is literally the worst thing i’ve seen all day
All of you people hating on vib ribbon make me sick!
If you bully Vibri I will actually kill you with my fists.
For those that don’t know about Vib Ribbon, it’s an absolutely FASCINATING game! It came out on PS1, and the weird vector artstyle is like that because the game is so small it fits in the PlayStation RAM memory. Which meant that you could take the game CD out of the console and then insert any music CD and the game would generate levels from whatever songs you chose. It was such an innovation at the time!
Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy
What this means is, that ever single one of the following
- Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)
- Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)
- Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)
- Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)
- Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)
- Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)
Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight
but what an incredible journey he had getting there
He’s Ye Olde Florida Man
the worst emotional truama ive ever recieved in my life is in 2nd grade, i went to catholic school and i was really acting out that day because something my teacher did my made me blood boil, so i acted out and got to sit on a bench alone during recess
however, in defiance i ran to the slide and did the only thing i knew how to do when i was upset at someone and pissed my pants
my teacher was forced to clean up the unpacified rage that was my urination off the slide and of course my mom got called, when i got picked up by her later that day, she began to ask me if i still liked Hillary Duff, who was like my weird 2nd grader TV crush and i got all happy shaking my head like YEAH, YEAH I DO LIKE HILLARY DUFF IS SHE HERE
and thats when it struck, the peircing lance that struck my heart, and i will never forget these words my mother told me:
“Hillary Duff doesn’t like pee pee boys.”
Caleb to Beau: Are we gonna talk about Fjord waking up having a different accent
Beau: Caleb, I’m gonna level with you the last time I asked someone a simple question about their past I found out that he was brainwashed to become a child soldier and tricked into murdering his parents in fire. All I asked was why he froze up around fire and that’s what I got. Fjord has magic powers coming from the sea and some ocean monster so I’m not gonna poke that hive of wasps by asking about accents