inhumansandwiches

mrdsc1010:

me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine

fbi agent:

elizarumm:

one-time-i-dreamt:

A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.

that’s a goddamned power move

callmebliss:

stimman3000:

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Me when the tweezers come out: What…
Me when the thing: NO!
Me when the other thing: [breathless screaming]

30-minute-memes:

A Kid in Sitting in Front of Me on my Flight was Sending a Nice Message to his Sister

duckwhatduck:

argumate:

naughty car imprisoned in the bus cube

that’s what it gets for not parking inside the lines when the bay is literally four times its size

carnival-phantasm:

thespectacularspider-girl:

bookthrower:

thespectacularspider-girl:

zenaxaria:

lost-and-found-box:

There’s a small island in Japan called Okunoshima with thousands of adorable rabbits! All photos from the (more informative) Telegraph gallery.

are you fucking kidding me

I also beleive these bunnies have long since had their prey fear driven out of them by generations of being coddled by humans (which is why they seem so friendly).

So if I have this right, Japan has an island full of rabbits, an island full of cats, and an island full of deer.

What else does Japan have an island full of?

Japanese people.

God I wish that last one was true…