
Or say, “you’re [incorrect name], right?” If they correct you, they’re the real deal. If they say yes, then get out of there.

Or say, “you’re [incorrect name], right?” If they correct you, they’re the real deal. If they say yes, then get out of there.
this is the one and only show ever created that accurately captures the teenage experience in the social media era
vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world
“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”
“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”
“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”
i love how this post just casually drops the fact that anne hathaway too is an immortal
peace be with y’all
you. you get it.
“…anyway” as an insult is so powerful yet concise
This boy is trying to get a nude from my friend but she’s just acting like she doesn’t know what “a nude” is.
Lawful chaotic

Totoyotata I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore. via Shitty_Car_Mods
My Neighbour Totoyotata, Studio Ghibli (2007).
We stan
Happy Birthday Carrie Fisher!
[B. October 21st, 1956-∞]“When I love, I love for miles and miles. A love so big it should either be outlawed or it should have a capital and its own currency.” – Carrie Fisher